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[heyunderoos]

Who: Peter Parker
Username: Parkour
Warnings: Pizza opinions

How many pizza places are there actually around here?

My friend and I are looking for you know, good pizza.

So far we've found okay pizza.

I'd ask about people's preferences, but, I feel like even here that's kinda divisive? Cause everyone likes super different things on pizza, and I'm kinda willing to try most things. Depends sometimes.


Thanks for any suggestions!

Comments

[easilyamused]

The riddling skeleton horse? Or is there another equine horror haunting Gloucester?

[He would not be remotely surprised.]

[heyunderoos]

Just the horse for right now. I'm sure there will be other horror showing up soon enough. Equine shape optional.

[easilyamused]

Oh, probably. It does feel like there's something lurking around every corner some days.

[heyunderoos]

Apparently, it never gets any less weird. I'm trying to just get ready for something above skeleton riddle horse.

[easilyamused]

If it does start seeming normal, that's when you should start worrying.

If it were me, I'd put money on something with wings. Flying grizzly, maybe. That's both bizarre and properly terrifying.

[heyunderoos]

Make it a flying grizzly that shoots lasers from its eyes and I think we have our new weird local cryptid for the month.

[easilyamused]

On the one hand, that might actually be too cool to kill.

On the other hand, I hope ADI has some anti-aircraft equipment hidden in the basement, just in case.

[heyunderoos]

Its cool until its trying to kill you. Then its like a full on problem.

I'm also hoping for that, or at least that they're prepared for weirder stuff.

[easilyamused]

Giant mosquito nets, maybe. Made out of steel cabling.

[heyunderoos]

That's if the lasers don't melt the steel cabling.

[easilyamused]

I think that would mostly depend on how sustained the lasers are. If they're bursts that can flash-melt steel over a wide area, we have a whole new problem.

[heyunderoos]

The possibilities are endless and horrifying all at once.

[easilyamused]

That should be the tagline on Gloucester's tourist brochure.

[heyunderoos]

Somehow, I get the feeling that won't drive up tourism as much as make everyone run away screaming, lol