NETWORK.

[cacophonish]

Who: Jeff Calhoun
Username: freakscene
Warnings: None yet.

hey does anyone play any instruments? i finally got a guitar so it'd be cool to jam sometime

[ maybe start a band... maybe cast a whole lot of spells on audiences in whatever passes for Gloucester's nightlife... ]

hey! while i'm here! you guys should totally check out this app thing these other guys showed me
its called spotify
its really fucking cool i can't BELEIVE how much musics on their
like holy shit the butthole surfers new album is fucking amazing!!

[ And by 'new album' he means Electriclarryland, released in, uh... 1996. ]

ive got 25 yrs of music to catch up on so can you guys rec some bands or albums from after 1995? maybe even after 2000
i swear this is work related

Comments

[variantl1130]

I spent nearly an hour learning how to use this phone's app store, finding this app, waiting for it to download, and creating an email address in order to create a Spotify profile for this drivel? It's just a bunch of obnoxious sounds overlapping each other. There's no instrumental harmony here.

If you ever want to listen to actual music, let me know.

[cacophonish]

[ Oh Loki.

Oh no.

He's making the saddest puppy dog face at the screen. HOW CAN YOU NOT BE CHARMED BY THESE WONDERFULLY CACOPHONOUS TUNES? ]

its real music
its like modern art. you learn the rules and then you totally destroy them to create something new and beautiful

like a dischordant butterfly...

[ CUE DREAMY SIGH. Anyway, he's still eager to expand his audio horizons, so: ]

whats actual music to you?

[variantl1130]

[oh no jeff. you used like 5 of the right buzzwords and convinced loki that the butthole surfers are good, actually. maybe he'll admit it eventually!]

Actually, now that you've introduced me to Spotify, I find it quite useful as an app. Why don't I make a playlist and share it with you when I'm done?

[cacophonish]

[ This is Jeff's glorious purpose: convincing others that the Butthole Surfers are, in fact, very good! ]

ok sure that sounds cool

wait we can make our own playlists? ill go and make one for you too!

[variantl1130]

I won't stop you. Playlist your little heart out. I'll let you know when I've finished curating mine.

[cacophonish]

ok cool

[ Jeff is 100% going to make multiple playlists and send them to Loki over the next few days. SO MANY SONGS, SO MANY BANDS. ]