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[bossyboiler]

Who: Kate Cordello
Username: cupkate
Warnings:N/A

Anyone else think it's a bad idea to eat bread that's been baked on a gravestone? I don't care if it's a tradition or not. It's creepy.

I haven't been able to to investigate it properly, however. The line for Better Loaf Than Never is RIDICULES! It wraps around the building every time that I've been by. Which begs the question, should it be investigated? What do we know?

They're selling baked sourdough bread that they are claiming is baked on a gravestone. It's in the spirit of Halloween. It's probably just a decoration. But haven't we seen enough businesses that sell creepy things, claim it's all in harmless fun, and then turn around to be so not legit?

You're right. We should investigate the bakery. Who wants to come with me?

I'm still not going to eat the bread though.

Comments

[bossyboiler]

Maybe. I mean sure, it could just be a trick to drum up more business. But it also might not be. I've been told that the bread is responsible for killing some lab rats.

I suppose they turn them horizontal.

[haircaring]

Well sucks to be a lab rat then. Wasn't jealous of them before not jealous of them now. Science is SO messed up.

Ohhh. Yeah. I guess it's just like...
weird to picture them that way.

[bossyboiler]

Better a rat than one of us.

It is weird. It's also dangerous. Please don't eat the bread.

[haircaring]

I guess? It just sucks. That rat was probably having the coolest day of its life until it turned out it was poison.

I won't eat the poisoned bread. Or the cursed bread. Whichever one of those it is.

Where'd they get this tombstone from? Like whose grave? Is that a big deal?

[bossyboiler]

Like I said, better the rat than one of us. I'm sorry that the rats death is upsetting to you.

It's cursed. Like a lot of things around here.

I don't know and it could be a big deal. I'm hoping to find that out.

[haircaring]

I'm not UPSET about the dead rat okay I just like
sympathize
I'm making conversation about the rat!

Are we breaking into the bakery or what

[bossyboiler]

Okay. [ Are you sure, Steve? You seem upset. ]

No. We're not breaking in. We're going to go in during business hours and have a normal look around first.

[haircaring]

[ He pleads the rodent fifth. ]

That works too. A little more stealth. Check out the cursed bread home base.

The line's gonna be a pain in the ass, but it's not like I have a job I have to be at.

[bossyboiler]

That's the idea.

Take someone with you. It'll be safer that way. I have a friend coming with me. Two eyes are better than one afterall.

[haircaring]

Can do. I know someone, he'll probably think the aesthetic is funny.

Eyes on the prize. Real subtle detective stuff.

[bossyboiler]

And don't let your friend eat that bread! I don't care how delicious it looks. Don't do it.

[haircaring]

Getting that weirdo home alive is one of my top priorities, don't worry.

I don't think he'd wanna risk touching cursed bread anyway.

[bossyboiler]

Good.

And good. It's probably okay to touch, just don't eat it.