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[bossyboiler]

Who: Kate Cordello
Username: cupkate
Warnings:N/A

Anyone else think it's a bad idea to eat bread that's been baked on a gravestone? I don't care if it's a tradition or not. It's creepy.

I haven't been able to to investigate it properly, however. The line for Better Loaf Than Never is RIDICULES! It wraps around the building every time that I've been by. Which begs the question, should it be investigated? What do we know?

They're selling baked sourdough bread that they are claiming is baked on a gravestone. It's in the spirit of Halloween. It's probably just a decoration. But haven't we seen enough businesses that sell creepy things, claim it's all in harmless fun, and then turn around to be so not legit?

You're right. We should investigate the bakery. Who wants to come with me?

I'm still not going to eat the bread though.

Comments

[bossyboiler]

I'm not going alone. I'm taking Adam.

[abrightboy]

Who’s Adam?

[bossyboiler]

Tall? History buff? He arrived a few of months ago. He was at the beach picnic.

[abrightboy]

You know all I did at the beach picnic was watch Neal build a frankly impressive sand castle and complain about being outside.

[bossyboiler]

Why am I not surprised? You've got to learn to live a little.

[abrightboy]

I live a lot. I have a boyfriend and everything.

[bossyboiler]

If you say so, Malcolm.

[abrightboy]

You've met him.

[bossyboiler]

I have. He's very handsome.

[abrightboy]

See? Living.

[bossyboiler]

Okay, Malcolm.

[abrightboy]

But party planning is nice too.

[bossyboiler]

So why don't you plan one since Halloween is probably going to be a bust this year?

[abrightboy]

I mean it’s nice for you.

[bossyboiler]

No. Halloween is just about ruined for me.

[abrightboy]

Have an autumn party. Harvest fest. Fall Fling.

[bossyboiler]

Malcolm.

[abrightboy]

Pumpkin party?

[bossyboiler]

Forget I brought it up.

[abrightboy]

Leaf Luau

[bossyboiler]

I don't know what else I was expecting.

[abrightboy]

Gourd Gala?

[bossyboiler]

I'm going to stop responding now.

[abrightboy]

Solstice swing.

[bossyboiler]

I'm going to hurt you.