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[bossyboiler]

Who: Kate Cordello
Username: cupkate
Warnings:N/A

Anyone else think it's a bad idea to eat bread that's been baked on a gravestone? I don't care if it's a tradition or not. It's creepy.

I haven't been able to to investigate it properly, however. The line for Better Loaf Than Never is RIDICULES! It wraps around the building every time that I've been by. Which begs the question, should it be investigated? What do we know?

They're selling baked sourdough bread that they are claiming is baked on a gravestone. It's in the spirit of Halloween. It's probably just a decoration. But haven't we seen enough businesses that sell creepy things, claim it's all in harmless fun, and then turn around to be so not legit?

You're right. We should investigate the bakery. Who wants to come with me?

I'm still not going to eat the bread though.

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[bossyboiler]

Once and a while, it is.

[ Like her favorite coffee place in town. Kate doesn't know what she'd do if it became corrupted. ]

[failedpromise]

So basically no, except maybe every now and then the terror lets up just enough that you can enjoy something for once.

(She doesn't hate this place as much as she makes it sound.

...But everything about this is terrible.)

[bossyboiler]

Basically.

Well. If this bread will kill rats it's safe to say the bread is not fit for human consumption.

[failedpromise]

Hopefully no one at ADI has been dumb enough to try it.

[bossyboiler]

Hopefully. We should put up warnings.

[failedpromise]

You'd think we wouldn't have to by now... but no, it's a good idea.

Guess someone should talk to a higher up about putting out a notice.

[bossyboiler]

You'd think but better safe than sorry.

Well. You are the one with the science to back up the claim that the bread is dangerous.

[failedpromise]

I suppose you've got me there.

(Somewhere, she's sighing, but also smiling just a little.)

[bossyboiler]

I suppose that I do.

[failedpromise]

I'll see what I can do.

[bossyboiler]

Thank you.