[ network ] turkey testicles

[earthshine]

Who: Takashi Shirogane
Username: Blam
Warnings: Talk of consuming animal parts ( turkey testicles )

[ so, about those turkey testicle festival fliers popping up… he should be embarrassed that this is his first contribution to the adi network, but, well, curiosity? ]

Has anyone else seen the ads for the event happening at the Bottoms Up bar this weekend? Better yet, is anyone going?
I didn’t realize turkey testicles were a thing across the country. Arizona had a big annual event when I lived there.

[ which doesn’t necessarily mean current arizona dabbles in the double-t festival. ugh. timelines. alternate realities. his brain is complaining. ]

People back home took it pretty seriously.
Anyway. All of this to say: is anyone braving a taste?
I promise they aren’t terrible.

[ ringing endorsement. ]

( ooc; keith will be posting a log for this… soon right here. )

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[earthshine]

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Seems like you already know.
You sure you don’t wanna check out this festival?

[marmoron]

i don't know what you're talking about. i dont know anything.

[ listen. spare him this one headache of having to question yet another childhood memory?? ]

how badly do you want to go?

1/2

[earthshine]

[ okay. then don’t listen too closely because shiro is definitely snickering in his room. ]

It sounds fun? I want to see how Massachusetts compares to Arizona. Who fries the gobbler's balls better?

[ his money is on arizona.
he doesn't know if that's something any state wants bragging rights to though. ]

And.
I want you to come with me badly enough that I promise I won’t harass you into trying any turkey testicles.

done.

[earthshine]

Because you’ve obviously never had any and it should remain that way.

[ o b v i o u s l y ]

Re: done.

[marmoron]

[ first: why does he get the feeling shiro is mocking him? ane second: why is it that shiro wants to take some people on fancy steak "missions" but only asks keith to go with him to dubious ball festivals? le sigh. ]

fine.

[earthshine]

[ IT MEANT NOTHING, KEITH.




shiro is forever oblivious. and happy. score. he has a fellow ball attendee. ]

Excellent.
So we’ll walk over together, listen to the band and then you can cheer me on in the eating contest, seeing as you won’t be partaking in the balls.

[ does this count as friend date number… what number are they on? ]

[marmoron]

[ sure, sure, whatever shiro :/ ]

ok

[ then half a minute later: ]

i might try one.

[ you know. to settle the question of turkey nuggets vs turkey balls once and for all. it's science. ]