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apocalypsehowcomm2021-09-22 06:33 pm
marmoron) wrote in apocalypsehowcomm2021-09-22 06:33 pm
[LOG] - Open September Catch-all!
Who: Keith and YOU
When:September Catch-all
Where: Around Gloucester + Network Post
Summary: Network post inquiring and recruiting for cryptid enthusiasts, graveyard exploration, getting a one day gig as a sandwich
Warnings:cryptids, graveyard exploration, possible grave robbing?
I. Network (UN: NO)
[ after having read the papers about this mysterious sea creature, keith is actually curious enough to post on the network. the things you do when you have a fondness for cryptids?? ]
hey. i don't know if any of you saw the headline about that mysterious sea serpent, but i want to find it. i've never heard of anything called the "snakeship" before, but it kind of reminds me of of the loch ness monster.
back home i would wager some of the cryptids were aliens visiting earth or something. here, i'm guessing if they exist they're tied to some entity. if anyone's got ideas or wants to help track it down, let me know.
II. Following the music
[ finally fed up with the goddamn tune playing in his head, keith follows the sound all the way down to the local graveyard.... where he's apparently just fallen asleep by one of the headstones. wake him? steal his money? spook him? the choice is yours. just be careful, he's a light sleeper. ]
III. Odd jobs
[ listen. there is a perfectly valid explanation for why keith is dressed as a sandwich and handing out fliers with a dead eyed expression to anyone walking past the locally owned "Bob's Subs." looks like the new buzz in town over pecker's has left other businesses trying some uh... fresh ideas for advertising. ]
Hi. [ if he sounds and looks like he's dying inside, that's because he is. ] Lettuce brighten your day with a fresh ham sandwich.
[ art source!]
When:September Catch-all
Where: Around Gloucester + Network Post
Summary: Network post inquiring and recruiting for cryptid enthusiasts, graveyard exploration, getting a one day gig as a sandwich
Warnings:cryptids, graveyard exploration, possible grave robbing?
I. Network (UN: NO)
[ after having read the papers about this mysterious sea creature, keith is actually curious enough to post on the network. the things you do when you have a fondness for cryptids?? ]
hey. i don't know if any of you saw the headline about that mysterious sea serpent, but i want to find it. i've never heard of anything called the "snakeship" before, but it kind of reminds me of of the loch ness monster.
back home i would wager some of the cryptids were aliens visiting earth or something. here, i'm guessing if they exist they're tied to some entity. if anyone's got ideas or wants to help track it down, let me know.
II. Following the music
[ finally fed up with the goddamn tune playing in his head, keith follows the sound all the way down to the local graveyard.... where he's apparently just fallen asleep by one of the headstones. wake him? steal his money? spook him? the choice is yours. just be careful, he's a light sleeper. ]
III. Odd jobs
[ listen. there is a perfectly valid explanation for why keith is dressed as a sandwich and handing out fliers with a dead eyed expression to anyone walking past the locally owned "Bob's Subs." looks like the new buzz in town over pecker's has left other businesses trying some uh... fresh ideas for advertising. ]
Hi. [ if he sounds and looks like he's dying inside, that's because he is. ] Lettuce brighten your day with a fresh ham sandwich.
[ art source!]
text | un: swoleregard
[yes she'd like to pit wrestle a sea serpent why do you ask]
un: NO
but listen, i want to see this big guy. don't you?
no subject
if i did not make this previously clear, i would like to fistfight that thing in the pit