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keet "QUIT ACCUSING ME" yeehawson ([personal profile] marmoron) wrote in [community profile] apocalypsehowcomm2021-09-22 06:33 pm

[LOG] - Open September Catch-all!

Who: Keith and YOU
When:September Catch-all
Where: Around Gloucester + Network Post
Summary: Network post inquiring and recruiting for cryptid enthusiasts, graveyard exploration, getting a one day gig as a sandwich
Warnings:cryptids, graveyard exploration, possible grave robbing?



I. Network (UN: NO)
[ after having read the papers about this mysterious sea creature, keith is actually curious enough to post on the network. the things you do when you have a fondness for cryptids?? ]

hey. i don't know if any of you saw the headline about that mysterious sea serpent, but i want to find it. i've never heard of anything called the "snakeship" before, but it kind of reminds me of of the loch ness monster.

back home i would wager some of the cryptids were aliens visiting earth or something. here, i'm guessing if they exist they're tied to some entity. if anyone's got ideas or wants to help track it down, let me know.


II. Following the music
[ finally fed up with the goddamn tune playing in his head, keith follows the sound all the way down to the local graveyard.... where he's apparently just fallen asleep by one of the headstones. wake him? steal his money? spook him? the choice is yours. just be careful, he's a light sleeper. ]

III. Odd jobs
[ listen. there is a perfectly valid explanation for why keith is dressed as a sandwich and handing out fliers with a dead eyed expression to anyone walking past the locally owned "Bob's Subs." looks like the new buzz in town over pecker's has left other businesses trying some uh... fresh ideas for advertising. ]

Hi. [ if he sounds and looks like he's dying inside, that's because he is. ] Lettuce brighten your day with a fresh ham sandwich.

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lesbeau: (« [Explain] so shits fucked)

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[personal profile] lesbeau 2021-09-28 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Usually if a monster has a name it's because its something that's super dangerous and has killed a bunch of people. Not discouraging you from going after it. Just something that should be accounted for.

[yes she'd like to pit wrestle a sea serpent why do you ask]
lesbeau: (« [Smug] 24k magic)

[personal profile] lesbeau 2021-12-05 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
do not think the wrong thing of me here i am absolutely saying you should do it. im just also saying you should get a team and know what youre going against.

if i did not make this previously clear, i would like to fistfight that thing in the pit