[NETWORK] Dogtown Notice

[guildmastermind]

Who: Shiroe
Username: shiroe
Warnings: Discussion of blood, liquor, witchcraft; implied harm to animals (vague, non-graphic)

Anyone who goes into Dogtown, especially around the Fox Hill area, bring liquor with you. With the newspaper mentioning the packs of dogs, I get the feeling someone's going to hare off to try to investigate. If you do, have a bottle of something alcoholic on hand.

Comments

[ratjesus]

Dude, we can be Tango and Cash!

Animals get blamed for a lot of shit, you know? Maybe they're all cursed or some sort of shit.

Hey, maybe I'm like exempt or something since I'm not human? I'm still gonna bring a six pack, though. Just in case. And if I am we can just drink it.

[guildmastermind]

You're not human?

[Okay, technically, Shiroe isn't either, but he's curious now.]

A six pack might work. Though I don't know I'd want to drink out in Dogtown. Too much weird stuff out there.

[ratjesus]

Kinda. I'm a rat man.

What you gotta do is get a steady buzz going, just enough to not feel like you're chicken shit but not enough to make your reaction times shitty, you know? I know a girl who turns into some sorta kung-fu karate master when she's wrecked, it's amazing.

You're right about probably not doing it, though. Just seems like a waste of metaphorical beer if I don't have to give it away.

[guildmastermind]

A rat man? I look forward to meeting you--I've known kitsune folk and wolf and cat people. But never a rat before.

And I've known some who function better drunk, too. Usually monks, for whatever reason.

[ratjesus]

Dude, it's always monks.

You free tomorrow?