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[bossyboiler]

Who: Kate Cordello
Username: bossyboiler
Warnings: N/A (will update when/if necessary)

Could everyone maybe check in, even if I don't know you. I feel like there's a few people I haven't seen around here lately.

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[musicdied]

That should be a YouTube channel. Cleaning With Kate.

[She glances down at the tablet, humour - not forced, exactly, but exaggerated.]

I could monitor the comments for you, and deal with the creepy perverts.

[bossyboiler]

Oh, think of the sponsorships I could get. We'd be flush with cash.

[ The next video shows a cat trying to make a jump from bed to drawers. The cat misses horribly. It falls into the inky blackness which causes Kate to nearly snort. ]

I would probably need you to do that. Track them down. Knock politely on their parent's front door. Have a little chat with them before knocking them in their head. You'd be really good at that.