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[network] a little question to talk about yourself

Who: Leonardo Hamato
Username: primetimechampion
Warnings: none

All right so we're all from different worlds, universes, whatever. How often do we get this chance?

What's the coolest/best/favorite thing about your universe and what makes yours the best?

I'll go first, the best thing about my universe is my being there. I'm a one of a kind and now this place is lucky enough to have me here. Now, my FAVORITE thing is actually Lou Jitsu, the greatest martial artist in our world and all around best martial arts movies out there.

So let's hear it, what's your world got that this one doesn't?

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[c'mon no one's looking at this, donnie probably already rolled his eyes and tabbed away.]

i have it on good authority if i had hair id be a blond

[It was fake. Nobody tell him.]

i can picture that actually. I think it'd look really nice on you.

ty it was luxurious and beautiful and i miss it but not the evil part

dont trust weird big headed masseuse in a condemned spa

wait what

evil hair? condemned spa? Do I wanna know the specifics?

probably not i can never go back to that part of hidden city again i dont wanna be arrested a second time

Like actually arrested or just mildly breaking the law?

if i say yes thats not admitting to breaking the law right bc it was kinda complicated

[Give him a second to just make this actually private.]

I'm not a cop, Leo. I don't really care if you broke a law or what. I was literally committing a crime by jumping around in a costume stopping crime.

[omg private boyfriend talk helLO]

right yeah no just
idk
wanted to go to this fancy spa
saw a masseuse at the not-so-fancy spa
said he had a hair tonic that could grow me hair so i could go into the fancy spa
and like
hidden city mystic stuff is weird so was probably ok
grew beautiful long thick blond hair
that
idk i kept falling asleep at the fancy spa
woke up and someones wallet or purse or whatever was stolen and it was in my *hair*
turns out the hair was sentient and working with the masseuse to steal stuff while i was asleep
got arrested for it

[Sadly, nothing flirty or banter filled, ~~yet~~.]

They really shouldn't have arrested you for that?? you didn't want to steal that stuff. It was literally the masseuse and his weird magic hair doing all of that.

i know that
u know that
THEY dont know that
there wasnt any security footage to use to prove it

That's so stupid. They arrested you based on like that. I'm guessing they went by his word over yours??

basically yeah
they just recognized me as 'the guy they threw out that morning' so

That is... stupidly unfair.

I think you'd look cute as a blonde anyway. I'm gonna just say that. Cause they're stupid and evil hair is stupid.

[He also just thinks Leo looks cute in general. He shan't be moved from that.]

it is stupid but im pretty sure there are still wanted posters up in that area so no fancy spa for me

and ty i know i was amazingly heart throb

Well, if you could steal one that'd be a funny thing to just have framed around the house maybe? After May found out I was Spider-Man she started cutting out articles from newspapers calling me a menace to put on the fridge.

Pretty sure you're still a heart throb, but, I could be a biased source.

thats cute and honestly the poster looks amazing but also its me so it was gonna no matter what

and u are biased but idc

Did they add a reward at the bottom of the poster? Because that'd honestly funnier if they did. I'm used to like the articles complaining I left footprints on windows, which isn't as cool.

I think I'll probably get more biased with time, lol.

noooo idea
just heard they were there didnt see em but it better be a lot

u say that like its a problem

We'll pretend there is a really ridiculous amount on there. Cause that'll be funnier to imagine.

could be a problem, where are you right now?

[Uh-oh, someone might get a kiss attack, run for your life, Leo.]

in my room why

[He has no idea.]

[He is a doomed man.]

:)

[That is the last text response Peter sends before there is a knocking on his window. If Leo checks, he'll find the other teenager waiting for him.

Did Peter really stupidly climb his way over to maybe surprise his boyfriend? Yes. Sure, he's not sticky anymore, nor does he have the same agility, but he can still climb pretty well.]

[Internally screaming the call is coming from inside the house-

Okay no, but he does jump a little at the knocking. Fuck, holy shit. Peter.

Leo gets up to get to the window and tug it open.]

Not even bothering with doors now. Special delivery for me.

[Peter is beaming at Leo, just - genuinely happy to see Leo. As if the two of them don't see each other regularly.]

I mean, it was faster. [No it wasn't.

With the window open, he will let himself slide into the room, sitting on the windowsill. Once Leo is close enough, the turtle is going to get a quick peck.]

Fastest delivery ever-

[He stops short at the quick peck. Like a cartoonish energy recharge before he tugs Peter back for another, longer kiss.]

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