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[lobster_bib]

Who: Jesus Rovia
Username: Not A Koan
Warnings: None!

Is anyone interested in helping me and my roommate break open a large boulder?

It says 'hollow inside'. Can confirm it sounds hollow. Out in Dogtown.

Comments

video ★ un: lilith

[sathan]

Do you have an idea of how to?

[lobster_bib]

I know how to work dynamite and explosives, I just don't have access to anything I could use.

[sathan]

It doesn't feel like the simplest method. How likely are people to just have that around?

[lobster_bib]

I'd take a pick axe instead, but dynamite's faster.

Have you seen anything like it out there?

text, un: hickey

[friendsfordinner]

I'm said roommate in question.

We absolutely need to break open this boulder so it's either you supply us with dynamite or I draft one of you into helping us go to town with a pick and a sledgehammer.

text un: Pegasus

[ferriswheelsandfootball]

[He's torn on warning them but also on wanting to see what would happen. So how about both?]

It'll probably be something horrible and curse you, so good luck.

Can you film it for us?

Re: text un: Pegasus

[lobster_bib]

No sorry this is as tech savvy as either of us are

text un: hickey

[friendsfordinner]

What Jesus said.

Fuck you mate, I'm from the 1840s, it's a miracle I'm comfortable enough with this device to talk to you all to begin with.

@Pegasus, voice cw: zombies, mention of gun violence, character death

[ferriswheelsandfootball]

[Oh, this is...probably not good. Considering what happened when he, Rodney, and Cait found a mystery object in Dogtown and ended up being chased and shot at by a zombie, and he was killed and turned into an Avatar. Just ordinary Dogtown things, really.]

You need to film it when you crack it open.

[Hell, he might go back over there and watch.]

[lobster_bib]

I need a cameraman in that case.

[ferriswheelsandfootball]

I’d volunteer myself, but…

[He wonders if there’s a proximity thing, because while he wants to watch he also has first hand experience of being immediately cursed and attacked from getting too close. He wonders if anyone has a one of those super zoomy wildlife camera setups…]

Like I said, it’ll probably curse you and I’ve gotten a lot of those lately, so I’ll pass on this one.

[video] un: cupkate

[bossyboiler]

Do you think it wise to open it?

[lobster_bib]

[A fair question.]

That's why I was hoping for dynamite. Not a lot of things come running in an explosion.

[bossyboiler]

Nothing good comes from Dogtown.

un: Power4President

[thefinalpower]

I am EXCELLENT at breaking things!!!

[lobster_bib]

We're glad to have you.

I'm Jesus. What's your name?

[thefinalpower]

I'm Power!!

Do you have hammers? Methinks we shall need a REALLY BIG HAMMER

Text; un: jelica

[musicdied]

That is definitely a fucking trap.

John is right. You need to film it, if you're going to poke the trap. Preferably set to automatically upload to the network in case whatever is inside eats you or decides to make you a meat puppet.

[lobster_bib]

Very voyeuristic advice we're getting.

[musicdied]

Investigating isn't much use if the information is buried.

That isn't a figure of speech. Dogtown is a very creative kind of nightmare, and it has been getting worse.

un; punchgirl

[lesbeau]

how hard do you need it to get hit? because i could punch it. i've split a boulder before.

text | un: carter

[setthetone]

Give me a heads up when you do it. I'll have a medical team on standby.

[abrightboy]

A boulder has a sign on it that says it’s hollow?

[lobster_bib]

It's carved in.

[abrightboy]

That’s a strange thing to bother carving in.