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[bardsofprey]

Who: Eddie and you!
Username: dethhead
What: sign ups for dnd!
Warnings: n/a

so. i meant for this to happen sooner, but it turns out putting out fires and cutting down your doppelganger really puts fun stuff on the backburner. who would've thought.

this month was an absolute shitshow, but hey! all the more reason to distract ourselves from it, right? some of you seemed interested when i mentioned dnd last month. count this your OFFICIAL sign in sheet! i know, i know, don't lose your minds. you folks who already expressed interest have first dibs- otherwise, first in, first served. six spaces. no more. i am not managing the headache of a ten person party man, that's a lesson learned the hard way.

cut off in a week and our first game in two or three. i'm kind of serious about this shit, so don't sign up unless you're committed.

Comments

un: Pegasus

[ferriswheelsandfootball]

[John is a jock who likes football, skateboarding, and surfing.

John is also a nerd who likes comic books, video games, and sudoku.]

Aren't our lives already like a dnd game?

[bardsofprey]

[He's heard this one a couple times now, but Eddie knows that's only because it's super accurate. Still, he heaves out a beleaguered sigh no one can hear.]

be that as it may, doesn't killing a bunch of fictional, cut and dry evil goblins sound way more fun than dealing with the shit that goes on here?

un; punchgirl

[lesbeau]

first rule of dopplegangers- never fight your own. always trade

anyway you never really explained what needs to be done for this game because if there's studying i'm out

[bardsofprey]

alright so technically you've just outed me as a liar, because that's exactly what i did
buddy of mine came along to help me out with mine, and whaddya know? his turns up as well and we swap
real cute double date

nah, you can wing it. reading the rules isnt the best to pick it up anyway, you should play
you in?

[lesbeau]

now how do i know you're not lying now to seem cool? so many lies, man.

but fine. i'm in. who else is signing up?

[bardsofprey]

easy
ask my friend @ harrington

coupla maybes and uh [stares at hand] aelwyn
dont say anything. its a work in progress

[lesbeau]

aelwyn? no way. i'd come just for that. you know she can do magic right? like real shit.

[As if somehow Beau won't be backseat D&Ding herself as soon as they get even a little started.]

[bardsofprey]

i did NOT know that??? HELLO??

what about you? got some kinda divination skills tucked up your sleeves or something i dont know about?

[lesbeau]

yeah it's rad. she's a fuckin wizard i'm pretty sure. sorcerer? i dunno. anyway i'm not a magic person i just punch stuff. but my group back home was mostly magic people. i studied it but it wasn't my bag.

[bardsofprey]

[here we IMMEDIATELY go again]

i was joking but youre from a god damn dnd-ass world too arent you

[lesbeau]

as we have previously established i have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

[bardsofprey]

no thats good actually because i prefer to be a man of mystery

[lesbeau]

it's a mystery you can function without a brain in there.

[bardsofprey]

so you admit i'm mysterious

[lesbeau]

mystery and confusion are not the same thing. but sure. fine. mystery man.

[bardsofprey]

they're basically synonymous so. i'll take it

[lesbeau]

whatever. hit me when it's game time, nerd.

text; un: Aberration

[aelwyn_aberration]

Sure, why not.

[bardsofprey]

i mean hey, don't get overwhelmed by your excitement or anything! gimme a full name, i'll put you on the list

[aelwyn_aberration]

I mean, I still barely know what it is, but I'm interested at least.

Aelwyn Abernant. High Elf. Wizard. Blonde.

[Not describing her character...]

[bardsofprey]

don't worry about that, first meet up is always more of a crash course and character building session than anything else

...although it sounds like you have that second part covered? wait. im so confused. how do you not know what dnd is but you know the words 'high elf'?