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[haircaring]

Who: Steve Harrington
Username: harrington
Warnings: none rn, will update if needed/requested

Hey so is this a regular Halloween parties and trick or treat kind of town, or is it gonna be like a portal to hell opens and rains unearthly terrors down on us kind of town tomorrow?

I mean I think this month's already been kind of a lot. Personally. But I know that's basically worthless to a demon or whatever. I just want to know my odds of having to deal with MORE horror movie bullshit.

But uh

also don't be a dick to trick or treaters no matter where we land on that. Like, be cool. They're kids. Between the hell portal and the popcorn balls, those twerps are gonna have enough to complain about.

Ok thanks

Comments

[bardsofprey]

i want it known that i regret setting you up for this. reaaaaaally regret it

oh here we go. the true Harrington is coming out to play right now and ladies and gents he is cruel beyond belief! a tyrant!

[haircaring]

So I won.

What are you allergic to eating wax?

[bardsofprey]

uhhhh okay! i don't know what kind of magic spell you think you cast to transform the words i wrote into that, but it didn't work!

i'm allergic to your sass.

[haircaring]

Dude you totally sassed first. Let he who is without sass smart the first ass.

[bardsofprey]

dude. cmon. wording.

[haircaring]

I don't see your point

[bardsofprey]

you're so charming

[haircaring]

[ WOW RUDE ]

You only think you're joking.

That's part of it.

[bardsofprey]

[What else do you expect from him, Steve?]

oh, really? this is intentional? so when do i realize i'm charmed because i don't think it's sinking in yet

[he says, like a liar]

[haircaring]

If I'm charming, it's intentional. If I'm not it's also intentional.

It's all intentional. I'm carefully crafted.

But I so don't control when you figure out you got charmed man.

[bardsofprey]

oh MAN no god damn it its happpening right now! there it is! its all over i can't believe this

pretty clever move, being charming by admitting its all manufactured. i'll have to remember that one

[haircaring]

Remember it all you want man. You're still like the least manufactured person ever.

[bardsofprey]

that's a compliment, right?

[haircaring]

Obviously.

Have you or have you not met the other people I hang out with now? Did you or did you not fit right into that clown car?

[ Weird ways to refer to your found family but okay Steve ]

[bardsofprey]

i would have taken it as one no matter how you meant it. but cool

you know, if you're driving the clown car, i think that just makes you big king clown

1/2

[haircaring]

[ LONGASS pause

how could this happen to me

i've made my mistakes

got nowhere to run ]

[haircaring]

[ Now he's GLAD Eddie wasn't on the team for the Scoops Ahoy era so there. ]

King schmuck.

[bardsofprey]

[you've broken his heart and ruined his life.]

embrace the crown, man. you wear this one way better