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[haircaring]

Who: Steve Harrington
Username: harrington
Warnings: none rn, will update if needed/requested

Hey so is this a regular Halloween parties and trick or treat kind of town, or is it gonna be like a portal to hell opens and rains unearthly terrors down on us kind of town tomorrow?

I mean I think this month's already been kind of a lot. Personally. But I know that's basically worthless to a demon or whatever. I just want to know my odds of having to deal with MORE horror movie bullshit.

But uh

also don't be a dick to trick or treaters no matter where we land on that. Like, be cool. They're kids. Between the hell portal and the popcorn balls, those twerps are gonna have enough to complain about.

Ok thanks

Comments

[aelwyn_aberration]

Ah yes, the elves enslaved by the lich of the north pole.

I'm familiar.

[haircaring]

[ A pause roughly the length of a guy who was taking a drink of water when he read that and lived to regret his choice. ]

Are you

Hold on are you serious? You're from a world where Santa's a real thing but he's just an asshole with elf slaves?

[aelwyn_aberration]

No. I just think your mythologies surrounding this fat human sound deeply sinister - like the workings of a lich who created a capitalist empire off the backs of elves and monitors the entire world through some snow orb or whatever.

It's insane. If an old man came through my chimney, I would shoot him in the head.