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[heavenchained]

Who: Toji Fushiguro
Username: 941
Warnings: casual killing/violence talk

Anyone out there need to learn how to fight or shoot? I got you covered. I'm good at fighting and killing, and I can help you be good at it too.

I'd like to be paid for my time ideally but mostly I'm offering my services so no one's a liability during work. Just let me know. We can work something out.

Comments

un: thestrongest

[120vision]

Not sure I'd encourage anyone to be around you with a weapon. Might turn out badly for them.

[heavenchained]

Don't scare away my customers.

[120vision]

No? Whatcha gonna do about it?

[heavenchained]

I'm gonna beat that ass like a drum.

[120vision]

👀👀👀

[heavenchained]

What's that supposed to mean.

[120vision]

I didn't know you felt that way!

[heavenchained]

What way.

[120vision]

You tell me.

[heavenchained]

Why are you like this.

[120vision]

I'm not saying it isn't flattering, but it's a little strange from the man who tried to kill me!

[ Yes, he's ignoring the question. ]

[heavenchained]

You need to stop.

( He has the sneaking suspicion, however, that this is only going to goad him. )

[120vision]

Stop what? Recognizing your feelings?

[ Totally goaded. ]

[heavenchained]

Signing off now have a good night

[120vision]

Good, now you won't teach others to be like you.

[aelwyn_aberration]

That's an extremely strange thing to admit to on a public network.

I'll pass, but I'd be happy to come watch, though.

[heavenchained]

Just trying to get people to get good so they don't get in my fucking way. You can buy some tickets to the future gun shows.

( TOJI PLEASE )

un: alexreagan

[11calls]

Well, at least you're admitting that up front I guess. It's definitely honest. In that same vein, I would like some training because while I've had basic self defenses, it's nothing that would like...be useful in fighting the stuff we're facing here.

[heavenchained]

Yeah, I got you. What were you interested in learning in particular?

[11calls]

I don't know if I would be able to get hold of a gun here, considering everything but fighting hand to hand, maybe with one of those snap baton things that you can order on Amazon?

[heavenchained]

I showed up here with my pistol, so if I can get my hands on more ammo or ideally some blanks ...

( Oh no now he's going. )

I usually use sharp weapons but I could teach you with a blackjack or something similar.

[11calls]

I don't think I want to get close enough to be in stabbing range, and I doubt the cops are going to let me walk around with a sword or something.

Also you can probably get ammo at Dicks or Walmart by just walking in, I think. Depending on if things have changed in the last five years.

[heavenchained]

Gotcha.

... Dicks. Ok. I'll have to see if I can get some.

[11calls]

Dicks is a sporting good store. I promise I'm not sending you out looking for porn or anything!

[heavenchained]

Hah, okay.

( He is not a teenager. He will not laugh or make a joke. )

I'll let you know what I find, then.

[11calls]

Good luck, and I'll order a couple of those and see which one works best.

un: galliard

[bigporkenergy]

yeah, okay

[Don't cut yourself on that edge, buddy.]

[heavenchained]

Your input is valued, dear customer.

[bigporkenergy]

so where'd you learn how to fight?

[heavenchained]

Family at first.
Mercenaries and other guys like me afterwards.

[bigporkenergy]

so you had brothers growing up?