Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

[bossyboiler]

Who: Kate Cordello
Username: cupkate [text]
Warnings: N/A (will update if needed)

I'm curious. What has arriving in Gloucester managed to ruin for you. For me, it's the beach and maybe carnivals.

Comments

[aelwyn_aberration]

We can't use our powers here. It feeds the entities. Plus, ADI will probably just kill us if they catch us doing it too many times.

Also, I have been working on murdering gods and solving mysteries, thank you very much.

[friendsfordinner]

Might want to work a bit harder. Complain on the network enough and people'll think you have too much free time.

[aelwyn_aberration]

[Somehow, that phrasing hits close to home, and makes Aelwyn angry. She decides to not act on that anger, but still... the honor student in her wants to scream that she has given everything.

But it's fine. We're fine.]

Complaining is good for morale, didn't you know. Which is hard to maintain in this place what with the rate of people going missing.

ADI also doesn't pay you extra if you suck up to them. For the record.

[friendsfordinner]

You know what's best for morale? Taking care of problems. You know how you take care of problems? Actually do something.

cw for fantasy racism

[aelwyn_aberration]

[Well. That's a very fast and efficient way to piss her off.]

Bold words for someone who considers a bear the height of horror and despair. Did you try taking the proactive route and stabbing it with your prick? Sorry - knife.

I don't know about your people, but in Fallinel we're capable of doing something called multitasking. Like how I'm able to solve our problems far more than the myopic imbeciles in this hole of a city and complain about them at the very same time. Crazy, isn't it? I guess your species might not be cognitively developed enough to pull that off? My condolences if so.

[friendsfordinner]

Glad this is over text. Because you really like the sound of your own voice.

Anything else you want to monologue about?

[aelwyn_aberration]

Oh, a few. Any preferences? I have monologues about my tragic backstory, my evil plans, why hobgoblins should have the right/obligation to vote, why the culprit of Gossip Ghoul is the tortle...

My voice is my gift to the world. Of course I'd want to share it.