earthshine: (back day was today. can you tell)
takashi shirogane ([personal profile] earthshine) wrote in [community profile] apocalypsehowcomm2021-08-05 03:34 pm

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Who: shiro + keith
When: perm log for these idiots
Where: all over
Summary: say, say o playmate from the august tdm. the butcher's camp from the september tdm. quarter pounder from the september event. keith's birthday. hermy the wormy from the december tdm. in the hive from the december event.new year, new you from the january tdm. end of january, references january event.
Warnings:
say, o say o playmate: hallucination, blood, ritualistic sacrifice, claustrophobia.
the butcher's camp: animal death, animal mutilation, both human and animal butchery, implied cannibalism, stripping ( nsfw ).
quarter pounder: blood, animal attack, consumption of human flesh, violence, gore, body horror, potential for severe injury, including puncture wounds and broken bones, potential for choking, potential for animal death.
keith's birthday: boys being stupid.
hermy the wormy: worms, decay, altered mental states/compulsion, emotional corruption, potential for violence, body mutilation, attempted murder.
in the hive: insects/swarms, bites, vomiting, body horror, death ( npcs ), mental and physical trauma
new year, new you: self-doubt, body dysmorphia trauma, cringe talk about sex safety, hook-up culture, body modification ( steroid and synthol oil use ), mention of drug use
end of january: implied animal death, self-doubt, body image issues, body dysmorphia, self-harm, body mutilation, skin burning, drug use mention ( tren steroid ), implied extreme dieting ( starvation & dehydration ), nsfw ( heavy petting and nudity ). reference to shiro's scars.

marmoron: marmoron (edginng away)

[personal profile] marmoron 2021-12-09 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ what the fuck is flop-fishing? it's barely a beat later, and keith doesn't need to ask. he gets his answer as soon as shiro starts rocking his hips from side to side. it shouldn't be distracting, except of course, it is immensely distracting when a particularly frim grind against his cock jolt.

breath hitching immediately, keith's grip on shiro's arms loosens a pinch as reflex dictate he pull back. another second later, still flustered but unwilling to lose over something this stupid, keith jerks back harder on shiro's arms as he pulls himself up to his knees, keeping his thighs pressed to shiro's while keeping his hips clear of further .... ah.... flop-fishing.
]

What kind of technique is this?

[ cheeks feeling warm, keith chances releasing shiro's left arm, and throws his newly freed arm around shiro's belly to keep those hips a little better under control. ]
marmoron: marmoron (hand in cookie jar)

[personal profile] marmoron 2021-12-10 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ that damning grind against his cock is back, and keith is hyperfocused on not trying to accidentally swallow his cactus candy whole in his flustering. he coughs -- splutters really, in the process of both pushing the candy to his cheek and stifling a more incriminating noise.

the winning kind? no -- god, no. at least not fairly. desperate not to incriminate himself any further, keith lets go of shiro just in time for his best friend to roll. legs still tangled, keith yelps, grabbing onto the sheet as the pair of them twist towards the edge of the bed.
]

Shiro, no!

[ but at that point, it's not shiro who is in control. it's kinetic energy, inertia and then gravity as they roll right off the end of the bed and fall. it's not a long drop, but the fall is additionally cushioned by a nice bed of layers of cheese, sauce and dough. it takes keith half a second to even register what the fuck is crushed under half his ass when he leaps up, mortified. ]

Oh no, your deep dish!
marmoron: (owl eyeing)

[personal profile] marmoron 2021-12-10 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ there is an inordinate amount of pizza clinging to his pants, but his sphere of concern stops extending towards his own well being the instant shiro makes that forlorn noise. it should be embarrassing then, that keith immediately hunches down to get a look at his best friend's face, arm already outstretched to clasp one shoulder. does he acknowledge the joke? no. instead what comes out of his mouth is a quiet: ]

It's okay, hon- [...eydew? fuck. cutting off mid-word is far from elegant, but that somehow doesn't all that unfitting for the moment. ] You okay? Did the pizza come through for you?

[ asked entirely seriously btw. but next beat the hand travels down shiro's arm towards his hand to help pull him up to his feet. ]
marmoron: prescar (who forced him to contemplate)

[personal profile] marmoron 2021-12-10 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ there isn't a single piece of this that he likes. seconds ago, they'd been laughing and messing around, and now it's all just mess. he looks at shiro's pizza'd pelvis, but rather than finding anything funny about it, he's stuck hearing that sad noise shiro had made. didn't even get to take a bite out of the pizza he wanted to share, huh? all because ... what? keith wanted to wrestle? expression falling, he bites the inside of his lip and instead twists to survey the damage on his own pants. ]

You didn't hurt me at all, I'm fine. [ nose wrinkling, he sighs and pulls the waistband further away from his hips. speaking quietly, and not meeting shiro's gaze at all, he adds: ] Even if you landed on top of me, I'm not made of glass, y'know.

[ it's difficult. perhaps he should be more grateful fo rhe continued level of concern, but keith doesn't want to feel coddled. ]

Honestly? I'm more upset you didn't get to eat the pizza you were excited about. [ he sighs, again, this time a little more audibly. ] Sorry. I'll order you another one.
marmoron: marmoron (gentle smiles are happening???)

[personal profile] marmoron 2021-12-11 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ the hip bonk makes keith take a half step back. next moment, his head's up and he looks at shiro with... not a smile exactly, but something that could tentatively become a smile. ]

Of course I wanna eat pizza with you, deep dish.

[ the words come out a little too earnestly for what amounts to a zero stakes conversation about pizza, but the embarrassment doesn't catch up to keith any time soon. he's entirely sincere in wanting to experience the small things in life that his best friend loves. this reality may not be their earth, but it's the closest they'll have for some time. in some ways, he's reminded a little of the more carefree way they used to hang out around the garrison, chasing after each other in the desert on hoverbikes without dealing with the burden of a space war.

of course, it isn't quite that. at the end of the day, when they go home, they'll be going right back to that war and returning to an earth filled with people that neither of them know how to deel about anymore.

but for now, it's his birthday and keith has the taste of cactus candy on his tongue and pizza on his pants. maybe it's okay to be a little happy about it, huh? expression brightening just a fraction, he returns that hip check.
]

Pie, I mean. [ nope, not letting that go. ] And lisen, if you wanna keep your pants on that long, you go right ahead. I'm taking mine off. [ a beat, then more slyly. ] Though I guess it kinda makes sense that you'd want to stay like this. You and the pie are both pretty cheesy heroes.
marmoron: marmoron (grabbing my halo)

[personal profile] marmoron 2021-12-11 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ in no universe should keith ever be pleased about getting caught in a headlock, but here he is all the same. all he can manage is a barely disgruntled: ]

Hey!

[ before he bursts into laughter and a bit of half hearted wriggle and arm raise maneuver to protect his head. the lock doesn't last long enough to keep retaliation on the table, but it's certainly an option for when tromping around doesn't also carry the risk of one of them literally stepping on an already squashed pizza. he straightens up, wavy bird's nest hair wild for a few seconds before he gives his head a quick shake and bangs mostly fall back into place. ]

So what, you'd actually order anchovies and pineapple toppings if I asked?

[ heavy teasing is heavy here. in truth, he was quite happy with the meat lover's selection and does not actually approve of either of those toppings. ]
marmoron: marmoron (eyyy)

[personal profile] marmoron 2021-12-12 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
....

[ that isn't how shiro was supposed to respond to that, but the underlying sentiment catches keith just off guard enough that he blinks. is it surprising that shiro would get whatever horrible topping combinatiion that keith asked for on account of his birthday? no. not really. but having the tease lobbed right back at him so effortlessly but with dead accuracy right in the heart still stuns keith into silence for a little longer than it should.

all at once, keith offers up a sheepish smile that expands into outright laughter. suffice to say, he's never really known how to handle his own feelings, and rather than throwing out a more genuine i appreciate you, keith ends up throwing out his arm to muss through shiro's floof to get a nibble at some delayed sweet revenge.
]

I liked your meat pie just fine, dd.

[ he retracts his fingers before shiro can grab his hand and takes a step away from the bed and the pizza. turning around, he unbuttons his pants and pulls the zipper down. ]

No pineapple or anchovies.

[ .... just to make sure there won't be any trolling here. ]
marmoron: (>:3)

[personal profile] marmoron 2021-12-12 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ keith shouldn't be snickering while shiro handles the re-order, but he can't help the pinch of schadenfreude over the pizza place giving shiro some harmless grief. careful to try and minimize collateral pizza damage, keith pulls the baggy shirt halfway up his back before pulling his jeans down his hips and wiggling his legs free one at a time. the red boxers he's wearing are briefly visible before keith lets the baggy shirt flop down.

who won? keith huffs in amusement as he bends low to scoop his pants off the floor and turns around, looking triumphant.
]

I won, obviously. Because -- [ and here's shiro's apparently infallible logic for the day. ] It's my birthday.

[ grinning wide, keith pauses to take his phone out of his pocket before turning the pants over to assess the splatter on the back. it is, to nobody's surprise, in dire need of a wash to get the tomato sauce and cheese grime off. frowning, keith lifts up the shirt again to get a look at his boxers just to affirm those are still clean before letting his pants fall into the hamper. ]

No objections I take it?

[ tease offered with a hand clapped on shiro's shoulder, he grins yet again.... and then wrinkles his nose when the lift of his arm makes the shirt slip to the other side to bare his other shoulder. maybe he should just ... get changed into his own clothes, huh. [
marmoron: marmoron (pouting pout)

it's a cute look on him!

[personal profile] marmoron 2021-12-13 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ so that really is a killer argument, huh? hearing no further rebuttal from shiro on that bit of verbal jousting should make keith preen a bit .... except shiro's apparently gone and fixated on his being small?

>ugh. keith's height hasn't ever been a point of bruised pride before, even while the majority of his peers shot up around him during those incredibly awkward initial stages of puberty. but it's in knowing the kinds of guys shiro would rather go to fancy steak "missions" with that keith feels a twinge of resentment.

irrational? maybe. of course it's obvious keith is smaller than shiro in stature and in bulk as this baggy shirt is currently demonstrating a little too effectively. however, that doesn't mean...
]

Uh-huh, keep lording it over my head. [ grumped as keith yanks shiro down by the collar to stick him in a headlock. ] You're not that much bigger than me.
marmoron: marmoron (speechless with underwhlemed feelings)

[personal profile] marmoron 2021-12-13 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ so there's nothing serious about any of this -- not really. keith knows this and yet the grump intensifies the longer shiro teases about his size. he is not going to be that guy with a stupid napoleon complex -- he just isn't okay?? -- but by god that doesn't mean he has to just stand here and take this.

so that thigh shiro had been pinching? shiro can enjoy the feel of flexing muscle as keith pivots down low to pull shiro up onto his back and throws him up and over to bounce harmlessly on his bed. the move is completely ill-advised as it means there will be pizza sauce will end up smeared even more places, but you know what? sacrifices have to be made to make a point sometimes.
]

Think I like the sound of "a throw to grow" better.

[ hmph. ]
marmoron: marmoron (hell child)

shush now

[personal profile] marmoron 2021-12-14 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ the perplexed look on shiro's face is a glorious sight to behold and keith can't help feeling a little smug. rolling one shoulder with unnecessary exaggeration, he smirks, but doesn't laugh. ]

It works in my favor. [ a beat. can shiro guess what the reasoning is? ] Because it's my birthday today.

[ here, he does crack and laugh a little. is this what they mean when they say 'drunk with power?' keith doesn't know, but becoming a low key birthday tyrant is fun while it lasts. reaching across, he gives shiro's floof a vigorous lil scrub and pulls back, all cheeky smiles. ]
marmoron: marmoron (maximum doubt)

WOW,

[personal profile] marmoron 2021-12-15 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ their roles are briefly reversed when shiro makes his initial grab and keith does absolutely nothing to try and put up a proper resistance to being pulled right back onto the bed. this time, shiro takes the play fighting a little more seriously and keith is finally happy with the indirect confirmation that things are returning to normal.

it ought to be disgusting, really. shiro's kept his tragic pants on, and the remains of their pizza are being smeared all around the bed, and probably on keith himself meaning he's going to need a shower rather than a simple of change of clothes, but honestly? when he isn't focusing, he's laughing, but focusing takes precedent when his best friend grapples and means it.

of course, eventually he's out of breath and much much sooner than he'd like to be. a light elbow, a firm grip here and there are impossible to avoid completely and his healing ribs start to ache. nonetheless, keith isn't exactly about to take getting pinned this go around lying down, so he tries anyway. bending both legs, he drives his heels into the mattress to lift up and see if he can twist to his sides. with his torso pressed down under shiro's weight though, it's clear keith isn't going anywhere -- at least not without putting more strain on his ribs.

he tries not to grimace, but the sharp breath and wince is all too obvious anyway. the twinge subsides immediately as keith relaxes again, but the damage is already done, isn't it? fuck. keith forges on like nothing happened.
]

Putting me down on my birthday. THat's just cruel.

[ banter with him, please. ]

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