Neal Caffrey (
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apocalypsehowcomm2021-10-01 09:05 pm
log - too tired for title whee - closed to B1 and A4, open to those likely to wander by
Who: B1: Closed to Neal and residents; A4: open to B1 and those who wish to poke their heads in because socializing and open doors
When: Early September--on a Sunday and then the following Wednesday. Why the following Wednesday? Idk man I just picked something.
Where: B1 on Sunday, and A4 on Wednesday IG???
Summary: Meredith invited Neal to visit, and Neal suggested making it a mingle for both apartments. Then Malcolm invited Neal over and Neal decided to do a solo trial run or something like that.
Warnings: Not at the moment.except possibly meredith giving neal a shovel talk
B1 - SUNDAY
Okay, well, he meant to make it simple. But then he got carried away, because that's who he is as a person. So here is Neal managing two coolers, one slightly smaller than the other. He has to set one down in order to knock on the door.
The coolers themselves contain tiny servings of about a dozen different dishes, from tiny seasoned steak slices of varying doneness to little onigiri stuffed with lightly salted salmon. If it's stupidly elaborate, feel free to assume there is some dressed-down (read: locally available) version available in miniature.
The other cooler has small bottles of cheap wine and those little paper cups that barely hold a mouthful. He sets the wines with the foods that pair best.
Look this is who he is as a person, okay? At least he's dressed normally--turquoise sweater, close-cut jeans.
[ SUPPLY ACTIVITIES AS YOU WISH, both with Neal and each other. ]
B1/A4/Passerby - FOLLOWING WEDNESDAY
Okay, so the tiny food was a bit much. Only God can judge him.
At least this time it's a plain old cook-out with a grill on the patio of A4. Yes, the grill items include salmon, chicken, and... tofu in several marinades including citrus-chipotle.
Only God can judge him.
There's also a spread of perfectly ordinary salad-shaped objects and tiny pickles et cetera inside on the kitchen counter.
[ SUPPLY ACTIVITIES AS YOU WISH, both with Neal and each other. ]
When: Early September--on a Sunday and then the following Wednesday. Why the following Wednesday? Idk man I just picked something.
Where: B1 on Sunday, and A4 on Wednesday IG???
Summary: Meredith invited Neal to visit, and Neal suggested making it a mingle for both apartments. Then Malcolm invited Neal over and Neal decided to do a solo trial run or something like that.
Warnings: Not at the moment.
B1 - SUNDAY
Okay, well, he meant to make it simple. But then he got carried away, because that's who he is as a person. So here is Neal managing two coolers, one slightly smaller than the other. He has to set one down in order to knock on the door.
The coolers themselves contain tiny servings of about a dozen different dishes, from tiny seasoned steak slices of varying doneness to little onigiri stuffed with lightly salted salmon. If it's stupidly elaborate, feel free to assume there is some dressed-down (read: locally available) version available in miniature.
The other cooler has small bottles of cheap wine and those little paper cups that barely hold a mouthful. He sets the wines with the foods that pair best.
Look this is who he is as a person, okay? At least he's dressed normally--turquoise sweater, close-cut jeans.
[ SUPPLY ACTIVITIES AS YOU WISH, both with Neal and each other. ]
B1/A4/Passerby - FOLLOWING WEDNESDAY
Okay, so the tiny food was a bit much. Only God can judge him.
At least this time it's a plain old cook-out with a grill on the patio of A4. Yes, the grill items include salmon, chicken, and... tofu in several marinades including citrus-chipotle.
Only God can judge him.
There's also a spread of perfectly ordinary salad-shaped objects and tiny pickles et cetera inside on the kitchen counter.
[ SUPPLY ACTIVITIES AS YOU WISH, both with Neal and each other. ]

SUNDAY
But, he recalls vividly Neal’s comments about his dress sense when they met, so he recruits Meredith to help him find something that coordinates properly and classily in his cobbled together wardrobe.
No reason. No reason he has chosen this particular day to get help in looking as nice as possible.
It’s possible he’s shined his shoes.
They go with the thin black sweater they’ve settled on with a few buttons at the collar and he’s done all of them up. He’s wearing it with charcoal grey slacks. He spends more time than usual trying to tame his hair back without the usual odd flyaway.
No reason. Where he’s from, when one has company, one dresses for dinner.
When the knock on the door comes, he hangs back to let one of the others answer it. He doesn’t want to look eager. Because he’s not. He’s totally not.
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He smiles warmly at Malcolm when he's in decorous speaking range. "Hey."
Neal gestures at the spread. "I figured if you couldn't eat much, it's only polite to make sure you could at least have a few small things rather than only part of a larger one."
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i'mjust here to troll malcolm
And Tim's no longer a walking fashion disaster himself, having become important in some grand, grown-up sort of way in Gotham City. He's even acquired some scraps of taste, of refinement, of knowing what's what and who's who by the labels they tend to wear. So, all of that to say: Malcolm's sticking out like a sore thumb when Tim scurries past with an obnoxiously green skateboard (and bruised elbow), heading to his room. His nest. His hovel. His sanctuary.
The man. had shined. his shoes. Of course Tim stops on a dime, takes in the scene, and
"Let me guess, Target has a sale on ginger tea and you just couldn't help yourself?"
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smh cw: underage drinking
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
And his eyebrows go up a touch. He's caught Malcolm mid-stare at the guy in the kitchen area, who's currently chatting with Meredith as he helps her clean up. He quietly closes the door and gives Meredith a polite greeting nod. Jeff gets a very dad-like are you staying out of trouble? raised eyebrow. Malcolm, though--he tries very hard to mask a smile. "I'm offended I didn't get and invitation to this dinner party."
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Let's mingle the fuck outta this.
Meredith might be grimacing slightly at the idea of cleaning up all the little plates and tiny bottles and paper cups--she knows it'll probably end up being her job to tidy and find all the stuff hidden away. But still, she's going to enjoy the food on offer. She actually sits perched up on the countertop, legs dangling over the side, watching the whole room as she eats.
Sunday (for Malcolm)
Meredith and Malcolm have gotten pretty good at their non-verbals, by now. So the way she raises her eyebrows at him when she catches how he's watching Neal when he thinks he isn't looking? That's mild concern, confusion, and sort of a check-in. Is she reading this right?
Wednesday (open)
It'd be rude to show up empty-handed to a cookout, so Meredith's made a corn-and-tomato salad (short of being a salsa by just a few scovilles) and a plate of chocolate chip cookies. As she arrives, juggling bowl and plate and cane, she immediately passes one of the former to the nearest person, not bothering to check who it is.
Wednesday (for Neal)
At least this can be said for her. She's subtle, in how she corners Neal--heading out to the patio while he's cooking, shutting the door behind her and clearing her throat quietly.
"Is now a good time?"
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Nothing. It’s nothing. Be cool.
He looks at her again and shrugs a shoulder and shakes his head. Nothing to see here. Just someone being totally cool while hanging around their new completely platonic friend.
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TWO FOR ONE? WHY YES.
Now what kind of guest would he be if he made her pick up after the mess he brought over? When things have more or less wound down, Neal joins Meredith in picking up the bits and bobs that have been left homeless around the room.
"I hope that wasn't... too much," Neal says, almost apologetic. "I can get carried away."
Wednesday
Neal looks up in slight surprise as Meredith appears--or rather, not at her appearance, but at the fact that she closes the door. He goes back to turning the mix of grill items that he fully intends to take to Bonnie's if they stay uneaten here.
"As good as any. What's up?"
Gonna split up, like Jeff did. SUNDAY
oh thank god i was gonna if you didn't
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WEDNESDAY
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ssssunday
Easy.
Except now he was hungry, and there was light talk about the apartment, and there had been a lot of food so...
he's sneaked back out to the kitchen. All casually-like.
"So. You invited him, huh?"
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Wednesday.
Not that she's not willing to help out a woman in distress or anything. Especially not when she's apparently hosting some kind of shindig (not that anyone asked her). So she reaches out and takes the salsa-salad-thing too, and heads over to the kitchen counter.
"Welcome to A4, we're all mad here."
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Wednesday
"Oh! Meredith, right?"
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cw suicidal ideation
Wednesday
"How's the grill going?" he asks, his eyes lingering on Neal on the other side of the glass before returning to her.
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PASSERBY
Maybe he can nag a recipe and be on his way?)
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He brings wine, however meagre the offerings are at the store. Red wine. He’s clutching the bottle nervously as he pokes his head inside the apartment. Neal’s outside. He recognizes the angle of his shoulders through the window.
Not that he’s ever looked.
Then he spots Ren and his face lights up. “Ren! Hey, how are you doing?” he asks as he walks over.
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And now here's] Ren.
[When did that happen.]
Here for the friends or for the food?
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a bard drops in
It's purely by chance that Jeff shows up, totally uninvited, several hours into the soiree. He's just kind of barging into the apartment with a DVD copy of The Lost World: Jurassic Park in one hand, looking like an excited, overgrown puppy.
"Dude!" The dude in question being Tim. "Why didn't you tell me they made a sequel to Jurassic Park?! I only had, like, three bucks on me, so I basically had to give the dude at the store a handjob for this movie."
Oh. There's respectable adult people here. Jeff stands in the living room for a moment, before he feels the need to clarify, for the sake of polite company: "I didn't really give the guy a handjob."
II. WEDNESDAY'S... OKAY? (OPEN)
This time, Jeff's hanging around on purpose. Like hell he's going to say no to free food. As someone who can barely cook, he's always willing and eager to try others' culinary creations.
Right now he's hovering over the food, looking at the spread curiously.
"Huh. I didn't know there were so many ways to make tofu..." A beat, then he lights up and snaps his fingers, turning to whoever's closest. "Though-- oh! Did you know they can make, like, milk out of tofu? It's pretty good. I don't know how they do, it, though, maybe they just squeeze it out of the blocks..."
ANOTHER TWO FOR ONE DEAL
Neal looks up in surprise from his own more normal-sized glass of terrible wine, having finished sampling his own work and the teeny tiny pairing cups. For a second he stares at Jeff. Who doesn't know there are sequels to Jurassic Park?
Okay, that thought immediately gets confronted with the reality of where they are right now and the kinds of people he's met and things he's seen. "Trust me, it's not worth a handjob. Though that wouldn't be my opener in someone else's apartment."
WEDNESDAY
"Drinking what gets squeezed out of tofu blocks would be..." Neal makes a slight face from where he's putting together a spiced tofu salad for himself. "That would just be cruel and unusual punishment. Soy milk--'tofu milk'--is actually a midstage of the process of making tofu itself."
sunday (gotta split these up for my sanity!!)
look it’s better than being disappointed AFTERWARDS
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wednesday
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B1
“Hey. How’re you doing?”
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Sunday
Respectable adult people, her ass. Winter is coming and Mere needs all the cuddles her poor joints can take.
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Then Tim hears the front door open. Again. And then.
That.
Why is Jeff like this.
He's appropriately... mortified, Tim thinks, cracking his door open to slip out into the common room and-- interject, when he can. "Some people will talk trash about JP II but the animatronics are some of the best in the series."
Welcome, jackass. Tim notes the front door isn't locked. That's annoying.
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Wednesday.
She hadn't bothered looking up before talking, and when she does, she blinks, eyes wide.
"Whoa. Hey Mr. Calhoun....er. Jeff."
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Sunday - Neal
The first time Tim emerges from his cave (his room), it's with the excuse to clear his skateboard from the living room. Neal has hands full of food and Tim just darts out into the open enough to retrieve his wheels, give Malcolm a hard time, and then he's back to seclusion.
Somewhere along the line, a certain bard barges in like he owns the damn place. And Tim dies a little on the inside.
And then... he gets hungry. There's food. An elaborate spread, if he remembers correctly. And so, finally, Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne emerges to join the party and play nice. He even covered up with a lil... cardigan. It's chilly in here.
He's hounding by the booze set up, and when Neal happens by Tim will flash him a smile. "No Pétrus on sale today?"
Hi.
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"You must be Tim, the elusive third roommate."
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abby kim | original | ota
Wednesday
“Hi.” He considers her a brief second, then points at her. “You came by on Sunday, right?”
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sunday sunday sunday
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Wednesday
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Wednesday - OTA
So unlike some people, he does show up empty-handed (empty-pawed?), though "show up" might be a bit of a misnomer given that he lives here. He perches on the patio furniture to watch the cooking with interest, as well as hops up on the counter whenever he feels like helping himself to a bit of roughage from the salad layout.
"Nice day for it," he'll say with a glance at anyone who comes up to him, feeling awkward about the expectation for social interaction.
Wednesday
"You're the talking cat. You're Neal's roommate, right?"
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