"While I'm all for that, I'm also well aware of what might happen if that all goes horribly, horribly wrong," John says dryly, but his tone and his face indicate that he's not adverse to it. Which is probably why things tend to go terribly, terribly, wrong a lot for him.

"Well, let's see." He frowns, counting off on his fingers, ignoring the robot that whirs pleadingly next to him. It's weird, talking openly about this with someone. But he seems a little proud of his superpowers...he's always really wanted superpowers.

"I can turn into a big cat...monster, thing. So there's that. Extra speed, strength, agility. I can usually turn on the claws and teeth by themselves when I want without Hulking out the whole way. The instincts are probably the worst part, they're hard to shake." I.e., if you have a laser pointer he's done.