[Bless you, Steve. This is just messy fairy drama.]

And how quickly I knew! But then again, after millennia of waiting to meet our other halves, it seemed silly to wait even longer once we finally found one another. [And it takes no time at all to glance across the tent filled with their dearest friends and see Hob deep in conversation with a familiar face, his booming voice even over the music.] And we have been most happy ever since.