right yeah no just idk wanted to go to this fancy spa saw a masseuse at the not-so-fancy spa said he had a hair tonic that could grow me hair so i could go into the fancy spa and like hidden city mystic stuff is weird so was probably ok grew beautiful long thick blond hair that idk i kept falling asleep at the fancy spa woke up and someones wallet or purse or whatever was stolen and it was in my *hair* turns out the hair was sentient and working with the masseuse to steal stuff while i was asleep got arrested for it
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right yeah no just
idk
wanted to go to this fancy spa
saw a masseuse at the not-so-fancy spa
said he had a hair tonic that could grow me hair so i could go into the fancy spa
and like
hidden city mystic stuff is weird so was probably ok
grew beautiful long thick blond hair
that
idk i kept falling asleep at the fancy spa
woke up and someones wallet or purse or whatever was stolen and it was in my *hair*
turns out the hair was sentient and working with the masseuse to steal stuff while i was asleep
got arrested for it