It's true, Jeff really is a geek at heart. Get him nerding out about magic or music at your peril, Tim. Would you like a crash course in the innovative and avant-garde discography of Captain Beefheart?

Anyway.

"No. He just likes to push me if I stop petting him." Jeff looks down at the bullying goat, who looks back up at him with its weird, creepy goat eyes. Its expression is totally inscrutable, because, well. It's a goat. "Or her. I don't know. Do girl goats have horns too?"

Wait, he's losing the point.

"So you wanna run away and join the circus? I'm in."