How many people have walked past a busker wishing for the same thing? If they were having this spat somewhere a little more public, Stephen likely would've just made somebody's day.

And, well, okay. Touché, Strange. Jeff picks himself up again, fixing the sorcerer with a scowl that reads more 'sullen teenager' than 'fearsome wizard.' It's questionable if Jeff could ever look fearsome, no matter how hard he tries.

"I was here first." Was he? Who knows. Jeff's not above lying about something so inconsequential, not while his territory's at stake. "And you should be careful with all that paper, dude. There's a lot of fire hazards here."

Wait. He shouldn't start any fires. That's way more likely to backfire on him and-- ah hell, too late, he already said it, and he is not going to back down.