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failedpromise ([personal profile] failedpromise) wrote in [community profile] apocalypsehowcomm2022-12-04 06:58 pm
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Who: Cortana and ...you?
When: Early December
Where: ADI building
Summary: Cortana is still adjusting to the constraints of her new body… and she’s very much not adjusting to the sudden weirdness that is going on with the ADI building.
Warnings: Mentions of drowning, possibility of Cortana doubting/not trusting her own experiences, will warn for anything else.



A)

"You know, I hadn’t really considered the possible issues of this particular challenge." Cortana muses to herself as she watches other people learning to swim in survival class. She’s sitting this one out for now – her body is a little too dense for actual swimming – but it’s brought up some questions that she might want to get an answer to sooner rather than later.

Getting wet won’t destroy her, she knows. She can even submerge herself for a little while before it starts to cause damage. But. She’s physically incapable of breathing, of experiencing oxygen deprivation (The literal kind, at least. The general sensation of being out of breath is something she’s unfortunately entirely capable of feeling, albeit stemming from not intaking and processing data instead of air.) as an organic would, and she’s discovered that abilities that go beyond what is typically defined as humanly possible might affect her breaking her connection with the Eye.

Even if she can’t just stay under water, even if it’s damaging to her, even if her inability to swim actually means that bodies of water pose an incredible risk… will that lack of actual breathing compromise her efforts? And what will she do if she gets stranded in the middle of a deep pond or lake or caught in a flood? Give up and die?

She sighs. She really ought to figure out some sort of protocol for this sort of situation, even if she currently plans to avoid deep water entirely.

B)

She might have had to give up a lot of her abilities when she transitioned to her new form, but memory is one thing that Humans can possess on a level to rival an AI (even if such a thing is extraordinarily rare), and so that is one part of herself that she’s kept.

Even if she has some trouble with trusting herself nowadays.

It is thus quite jarring when she turns into what every part of her mind says is the hallway that leads to the stairwell only to find herself at the door to the canteen. Immediately, she comes to a halt and stares, blinking.

What? She wasn’t even on the right floor. Seeing someone else nearby, she attempts to catch their attention.

"Excuse me. I know this is a bit of an odd question, but can you tell me what floor we’re on?"

C)

Well, that sure was an experience.

She’d spent a whole day having to re-memorize her internal map of the building she’d been working in for almost a year now, only to have things abruptly return to their original layout. It was ...deeply disconcerting, especially as most people she had questioned seemed to think that nothing was amiss, either during or after the switch.

The evening after her experience finds her in the library, looking through every scrap of information she can find on the ADI headquarters building and its layout. She’s found or purchased a notebook somewhere and has copied down everything about how the building is supposed to be and all the changes from her experience, including simple hand drawn maps of the areas that she explored that day and the normal building layout for comparison. She doesn’t have the experience sketching and drawing things that Dr. Halsey has, but she does have the basics of the skill and the previously mentioned perfect memory, so the maps aren’t pretty but they’re easy to read and accurate. She’s poring over them and muttering to herself obsessively. She doesn’t even look up at anyone who approaches.

...Wanna bother her?
lesbeau: (« [Bored] oh yeah huh bout that)

[personal profile] lesbeau 2022-12-07 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Beau isn't the type of person to be much of a homebody, but luckily for Cortana, she's actually in tonight. She still hasn't shaken the habit still of hanging out in the common area, even though there's more people actually moving in now, so when Cortana walks in she's sprawled out taking up an entire couch with a book held above her head. She only jerks up when there's sound, and slowly lowers her book towards her hip.

"Hey, uh. Hey. You're not usually the kinda lady I see at night around here." This is a joke, kind of, but also a bit literal. "What's going on?"
lesbeau: (« [Smirk] yeah that was kinda dope)

[personal profile] lesbeau 2022-12-12 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Even without the human veneer, Beau finds Cortana plenty expressive. She just works like a golem, albiet one that runs on the kind of tech her world would never understand. But she listens to the explaination, an eyebrow raising slightly as she puts it all together.

"So you're... a big phone now." That's the best she's got, okay. To be fair, most tech in this space is 'needs charge via wall', so it's not the worst thing. "Do you have your little, uh, the thing? So you can, y'know." She takes two fingers from one hand and presses them into the flat palm of the other, which is the least suggestive way she could think to display this. Be thankful, Cortana, she could have insinuated so much more sexual an act for simply charging her literal battery.
lesbeau: (« [Smug] that is the coolest shit)

[personal profile] lesbeau 2022-12-18 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Beau just shrugs- not that she wants to be controlled by an eyeball either, but she's certainly going to fewer lengths to prevent it. That's a conversation for another day, though.

She eyes the cord, giving a little chuckle as she stands. "Well you're lucky everyone just re-did all of the, uh, electricity stuff around here. Try not to slurp the place dry though. How long you gonna need?"
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[personal profile] fightinginfinity 2022-12-19 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's fair that Cortana finds herself stumped over what Tony's doing these days, especially since he's generally quite vocal about his work (in addition to, you know, nearly everything else in his life); he's been rather secretive about many of his projects lately, even going so far as to relegate himself to his room most evenings to tinker away in lieu of his usual practice of sprawling all over the living area. Truly unusual indeed.

It certainly doesn't sound like Tony is up to anything sketchy, though, as his music has been blaring just as loudly as it always does, and he only hears Cortana because she was lucky enough to knock while he was switching songs.
]

Oh, shit-- Yeah? Come in, door's unlocked.
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[personal profile] fightinginfinity 2022-12-26 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Don't worry Cortana! Mum is the word about secret projects and potential avatars and zombie movies, proving that Tony learns not only from his mistakes in the battlefield but from his interpersonal relationships with women as well. Round of applause for him! The fact that Cortana could easily snap his spine over her knee if she wants to has nothing to do with it whatsoever.

Aaaanyway.
]

It's a miracle half the people I've met in my lifetime haven't murdered me yet, and that's not for lack of trying, mind you. [ .... ] Like, a lot of trying. A lot a lot.

[ Seriously, understatement of the century. Tony put the tunes on pause, out of courtesy of course, then turns to Cortana with his arms crossed over his chest and a 'you have my full attention' look on his face. Just the look, though; he can only give her as much attention as he can give anybody while living in possession of a brain that fires way too many processes at once. ]

Okay, shoot. Unless you're about to ask for a loan, in which case you're shit out of luck, since the odds of me making the Forbes' World's Billionaires list this year is pretty slim.
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[personal profile] fightinginfinity 2022-12-29 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The feelings of genuine fondness are definitely mutual, though Tony's own cocktail of emotions are spiked with a slim shot of something vaguely, quietly paternal. That's pretty much an inevitability where any of his AI kids are concerned-- and while Cortana isn't Tony's per se, not the way JARVIS and FRIDAY (and Ultron) were, he's still responsible for her in a lot of ways and doesn't take that position lightly.

Which is why Tony takes his jokey demeanor down a notch (just a notch) and sets down the tool he'd been holding, sticking a pin in what he'd been working on before she'd walked in. Whatever that had been.
]

What do we mean by 'relatively ordinary' here? [ Tony's brow furrows, his tone hesitant. ] Just so I know how worried I need to be.
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[personal profile] fightinginfinity 2022-12-30 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah...yeah. [ Tony winces. ] Shoulda called that. S'why I can't run my suit here, not without a proper interface. Told you about FRIDAY, right? No matter what I do, I can't seem to create a replacement for her, that's why I asked y--

[ Oh.

Well, that explains the long face. Arms still folded, Tony relaxes his stance a little bit and leans down, turning his head slightly and making a pretty good show of physical comedy as he tries to meet Cortana's downcast eyes.
]

Hey, come on. Don't look so glum. I'll live. [ For now, anyway. ]
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[personal profile] fightinginfinity 2023-01-01 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, no, that's not gonna do. Tony won't have her feeling guilty because he can't operate his own damn suit. ]

Hey, it's fine. I mean it. We're gonna figure this out.

[ Ever since he discovered just how complex Cortana's programming is, Tony has had a vested interest in maintaining its stability-- because she's his friend, of course, but also because he knows what happens when an AI goes completely rogue. She knows, too. ]

Just tell me what you need.
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[personal profile] fightinginfinity 2023-01-01 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Predictably, that statement doesn’t seem to make Tony doubt himself at all. On the contrary, he perks up like a puppy who just heard the word ‘walk’. ]

Again I’d like to stress that the hands you were in before weren’t mine, and were therefore inferior by default.

[ He’s light on his feet as he goes to power up his suit, as if hit with a surge of energy. You know just what gets him excited, Cortana. ]

I can manually wire you up this time, so no Entity powers required. I just wanna run some diagnostics first.
lesbeau: (« [Smile] the light the light)

[personal profile] lesbeau 2023-01-10 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, of course? What kind of question is that. Her grin gets a bit wider in a knowing sort of look, and closes her book.

"Oh, so it's a nighttime stay. Y'know, not the first time I've spent a night with a cute girl." Wink. She has to, the joke is too easy. "C'mon. I'm on the second floor. You ever been over here? It's really kinda cozy."
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[personal profile] fightinginfinity 2023-01-23 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
Me? Insult someone? [ Tony momentarily pauses his rummaging and gasps, slapping a hand over his heart, mock-offended. ] Never. That was a statement of objective fact, Dot Matrix. Can't argue with facts.

[ Necessary equipment in hand, Tony walks back to Cortana and sets her up, which doesn't take more than a minute or so. It's still a minute or so of silence that he can't stand, though, so he fills it with (surprisingly melodic) humming in lieu of his usual music until he's finished. ]

Okay, all set. [ Before Tony goes to suit up, though, he lingers near her for just a second. ] I really didn't mean to talk smack about your guy, you know. Just making sure that's well-established before you and I literally hook up. Again.
Edited 2023-01-23 09:36 (UTC)
lesbeau: (« [Smug] uhhh yeah im good)

[personal profile] lesbeau 2023-01-29 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Damn, I wish." What can she say, Beau likes 'em buff. As always, it's a shame Yasha isn't here, but Beau stays quiet on that as Cortana follows her along.

"Well, that's what happens when people actually live places, and don't just use them." While she was never strictly military, her room at the Cobalt Soul was... far from homey, to say the least. They were barracks. Not homes. This place feels somewhere in the middle. "It's also housed, like, a billion people on and off, so. We kinda just have to keep making it work."

As they reach the end of the hall, Beau reaches in her pocket for a key, and then produces it and unlocks the door. "Well, here it is."

It's... cluttered, almost messy, but not dirty at least. There's a bunkbed in one corner, which looks like is actually slept in up top and the bottom is odd storage. The desk is covered in papers and books borrowed and bought, and there is a filing cabinet that must have some kind of system despite looking full to bursting. There is a closet, but the door is shut. Beau walks in, expecting Cortana to follow.
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[personal profile] fightinginfinity 2023-01-30 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely. It would be completely against protocol.

[ Tony beams, pleased with himself for having successfully lightened the mood. With how...unpleasant things got last time, he wants this experience to be as painless for her as possible, and will therefore resort to stupid innuendos as many times as he deems necessary. You've been warned, Cortana. ]

Okay, running basic diagnostics now. Should only take a second. We're both batting in the dark here, so I'm anticipating some bumps in the road, but don't worry. I won't let anything catastrophic happen.
lesbeau: (« [Bored] i dont have a phone)

[personal profile] lesbeau 2023-01-30 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
There's plenty of outlets if you know where to look; there's one or two by the desk, one by the door, but Beau moves to the bottom bunkbed and starts to move things aside. The blanket and mattress is still on there, and conveniently, there seems to be a plug right next to the beds.

"Because I didn't know who the hell would be watching me in there. I came here day one." Not that the ADI weren't nice, but Beau's job at home was rooting out corruption even in her own organization, so... better to not be living there, too. "Plus, I knew a guy living here. Felt weird not to be staying with him. What about you?"
lesbeau: (« [Smug] that is the coolest shit)

[personal profile] lesbeau 2023-01-31 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Ultimately, the rooms in Bonnie's were made for two, there's just never quite enough people here to really necessitate it. She had expected Jester to move in, but she seemed to prefer the ADI spaces, and Beau wasn't too broken up about it. Point being- there's space.

Ironically, Beau isn't incredibly phased by the shirt, if only because she was kind of expecting it by now. Not that Cortana is predictable, but Beau is a little bit used to her flaunting her fake tits. She looks, though, because hey-- she's curious about how realistic they're supposed to look.

"Well, that works out. Are they the one who built you all, uh, all this? Or was it a whole team thing?"
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[personal profile] fightinginfinity 2023-01-31 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Tony laughs. That's the spirit! Confident that they're both on the same wavelength, Tony runs his initial scans to form a baseline for him to work with, and to compare to the logs he still has from their first, uh...hookup. ]

Okay, initial scans complete. Talk to me.
lesbeau: (« [Look] dont be fooled she isnt fancy)

[personal profile] lesbeau 2023-02-01 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Huh, that's actually more than she expected. "I mean, it's really, uh-- it's not something I'm used to really seeing? Like, that they're jiggly and all. Are they soft too?"

This is the most unsubtle way of asking if you can touch someone's tits, Beau, and yet she's coming over anyway. "Can I? Or is that weird. Tell me if it's weird."
lesbeau: (« [Smile] the light the light)

[personal profile] lesbeau 2023-02-12 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Even though Cortana can't blush, Beau has had this effect on many, many women and is frankly enjoying the fact she can get a little bit of a one-over on Cortana. Ha ha, the genius robot is waylaid by titties. It's like the opposite of their first meeting.

But this is something Beau knows how to handle and handle well, so she just grins with a little bit of a cocky look, and waits for the okay before she moves. "Well, good news for you, I know a lot about the real thing. Tell me if you want me to stop, yeah?"

For all of her muscle, Beau's hands are gentle and warm, if Cortana can even feel it. But she does kind of cup Cortana's chest and give them an experimental squeeze-- nothing hard like crushing a grape, just to see if they give like skin.
lesbeau: (« [Quiet] calm before the rumbling storm)

[personal profile] lesbeau 2023-02-20 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sadly, yes. There's a couple of things Beau is good at, and one is sex. Something to do with being a monk, or-- maybe it's reach and flexibility? Who knows.

"Hey, it's alright. Not gonna go too hard. Trust me, I have experience here." For all of Beau's rough edges, this is gentle- she's smiling a soft smile, and watching carefully. "They do feel pretty real though. And I guess you must feel it. Though..."

She cocks her head, a little lightly teasing slipping into that grin. "If they're that sensitive, why aren't you wearing clothes?"
lesbeau: (« [Look] you can stay the night)

[personal profile] lesbeau 2023-03-06 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Beau can't help but laugh, letting her shoulders shake a little. Okay, she's absolutely freaking out now, and she knows when to quit, so Beau takes her hands off Cortana gently.

"They're nice. But it's still intimate, you know? Touching and stuff. Imagine you didn't get a lot of that as, uhh, a bunch of light." While she can act dumb at times, she's never as stupid as she seems-- or distracted. "And you can have backless stuff. Or just the kinda tops I wear, usually. Might help with being able to y'know, touch people and have them touch you in a way that isn't weird for you."
lesbeau: (« [Calm] meditation at the ocean)

[personal profile] lesbeau 2023-04-11 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Beau makes a bit of a face at that assumption, one that says she has been there and done that too many times. "Oh, they'll ask first. It just doesn't matter if you say no. That's when you have to break their hand. Anyway there's stuff that ties around your neck, it'd probably be fine."

Beau, for her part, just has some binding around her chest to keep her tits in place, and then what is essentially a tank top and harem pants. Loose, breezy, functional. Her moves don't really allow for armor, anyway. "Or just something, y'know, loose. Then there's room for airflow."