I dunno, fourteen year old me would be living for all this. [Look, she really wanted to prove time magic was real. She hyperfixated on it for weeks before moving on to cryptids.]

You can't mean the thing King wrote, can you?

bad boy chronicles or... whatever he called it

did you rEAD that?
he's
he's like eight :|

[Her own typing is getting more careless, possibly because she's busy laughing at the idea.]