Okay, that makes him laugh a little. His tail flicks and Caduceus gestures to the table and chairs.

"I'm a firbolg," he says mildly as he heads over to the coffee pot. He starts looking around for the tin he knows is in here somewhere. He stops in the middle of that to fill the electric kettle and get that going, because he really needs some tea.

"And my name is Caduceus. Nice to meet you, Miss....?"