( Jack doesn't have the heart to tell him they probably won't be getting any real food. Who is he to crush a person's dreams? Besides, maybe he'll get proven wrong and officer 'accidentally bullying amputees' will resurface with a lovely pre-cut steak dinner. )
...Oh. Okay.
( Ya boi over here is, historically, the most bizarrely accepting person about shit that should make other people blink.
He almost doesn't even ask for more details, except after a few silent, awkward seconds it becomes clear they have literally nothing better to do. He doesn't have a book he can read to tune everything out, they're not going anywhere, and this is probably the most interesting small talk he's likely to be able to summon.
So. )
What were you trying to set on fire and push into the ocean?
no subject
...Oh. Okay.
( Ya boi over here is, historically, the most bizarrely accepting person about shit that should make other people blink.
He almost doesn't even ask for more details, except after a few silent, awkward seconds it becomes clear they have literally nothing better to do. He doesn't have a book he can read to tune everything out, they're not going anywhere, and this is probably the most interesting small talk he's likely to be able to summon.
So. )
What were you trying to set on fire and push into the ocean?
( A polite inquiry, like 'how's the weather?' )