Eh. Still not feeling sympathetic. If you suck at your job, someone more interesting will inevitably come and pick up the slack, that's just the way of the world.

[The arrogant attitude that defines all adventurers and wizards in a DND world. She scoots over to the wall, slowly, hissing a bit in pain.]

Always sucks when your ghosting attempts are ruined by circumstance. Maybe Caduceus will heal you. He's a cleric.