Right, so you're completely insane. Got it.

[ This guy right here? Has a historically low capacity for patience. And he's running on fumes right now. ]

Look, why not just cuddle up snug with your bugs and leave everyone else out of it? You just said it; there are trillions of them. Surely you don't also need a bunch of four-legged oversized meat sacks with their skeletons on the inside, right?