[ Yeah, okay, Jeff didn't really expect anything else to happen, since he picked the dumbest possible way to try and hold a conversation. But what's that sound, anyway?
He should just ignore it.
But Jeff's an idiot with a self-destructive streak a mile wide, and he can't seem to help himself.
So, okay, yeah, he's going to arm himself with a bottle of booze (because he's always got at least one in his room) and walk up to his phone. And then he's going to... sing a little tune to himself, just to flip it without making contact.
Is he going to yell at the phone before he even takes a look at the screen to process anything? Yes. Yes he is. ]
Fuck you, and fuck Hermy, and fuck Jimmy, lady! He's just not that into you!
[ It's ironic, considering Jim's true identity and Jeff's own frustrations with wanting his attention-- not that he realizes they're one and the same person. It's like he's yelling at his own disgusting, buggy reflection! Very cathartic, better than therapy. Under less murderous circumstances, he could probably relate to Ren. ]
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He should just ignore it.
But Jeff's an idiot with a self-destructive streak a mile wide, and he can't seem to help himself.
So, okay, yeah, he's going to arm himself with a bottle of booze (because he's always got at least one in his room) and walk up to his phone. And then he's going to... sing a little tune to himself, just to flip it without making contact.
Is he going to yell at the phone before he even takes a look at the screen to process anything? Yes. Yes he is. ]
Fuck you, and fuck Hermy, and fuck Jimmy, lady! He's just not that into you!
[ It's ironic, considering Jim's true identity and Jeff's own frustrations with wanting his attention-- not that he realizes they're one and the same person. It's like he's yelling at his own disgusting, buggy reflection! Very cathartic, better than therapy. Under less murderous circumstances, he could probably relate to Ren. ]