[ okay. in hindsight -- he probably shouldn’t have given her their names. stranger danger much?? funnily enough, that’s why shiro tossed out the introductions; so that she would feel safer in some small way. makes sense, doesn’t it? because she wouldn’t be dealing with two nameless men in the middle of an unpopulated nowhere. granted, the two men involved aren’t interested in what she has going on anyway. can she not tell? keith’s horrible fashion sense does go against the stereotype…
so maybe not? to think, if keith wasn’t dressed like a thrift store gremlin, maybe what’s-her-name would catch a hint and quit the come hither look. basically: this is keith’s fault.
her tits are well and truly out now, and shiro is scared doesn’t know what his reaction is meant to be? give him a fleet of galra cruisers or a robeast emerging from hell itself, shiro can dial in the battle plan in the handful of seconds they already can’t afford. a lone, naked woman though? h e l p.
she’s reaching for them now and shiro fights down the urge to take another uneasy, backward step. ]
Uh -- we’ll pass. [ he will, however, knock back his arm, none too subtly elbowing keith hovering there behind him. start walking is the implied message; shiro knows keith’s awareness for cues is a grab-bag of success, but please tell him the message is received. ] We need to get going anyway. We’ll let you get back to… whatever it is you’re doing.
[ still trying to be, somewhat, diplomatic, shiro gives her one last moment of his attention before he turns around with the full intention of nudging keith into a speedwalk out of here. but -- ah, where the fuck did they come from? down the path a ways and advancing quickly, there’s two more. ]
Looks like she has friends. [ and ugly ones at that. the same ratty hair of tangles but the angles of their faces are sharp and the gait of their strides strange. they are, unfortunately, nude as well, albeit with a far less pleasing symmetry to their bodies. ]
If you insist on being difficult, they’ll escort you to the water. [ shiro glances over his shoulder, the homeless broad all at once dropping the sweetness from her smile in favor of curling her lip back for something with far too much teeth. ] It will not be an enjoyable experience.
[ okay fuck it. ]
We’re armed. You’re not. Stand down. We don’t want any problems.
[ three naked ladies versus two paladins of voltron. ready keith?? ]
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so maybe not? to think, if keith wasn’t dressed like a thrift store gremlin, maybe what’s-her-name would catch a hint and quit the come hither look. basically: this is keith’s fault.
her tits are well and truly out now, and shiro
is scareddoesn’t know what his reaction is meant to be? give him a fleet of galra cruisers or a robeast emerging from hell itself, shiro can dial in the battle plan in the handful of seconds they already can’t afford. a lone, naked woman though? h e l p.she’s reaching for them now and shiro fights down the urge to take another uneasy, backward step. ]
Uh -- we’ll pass. [ he will, however, knock back his arm, none too subtly elbowing keith hovering there behind him. start walking is the implied message; shiro knows keith’s awareness for cues is a grab-bag of success, but please tell him the message is received. ] We need to get going anyway. We’ll let you get back to… whatever it is you’re doing.
[ still trying to be, somewhat, diplomatic, shiro gives her one last moment of his attention before he turns around with the full intention of nudging keith into a speedwalk out of here. but -- ah, where the fuck did they come from? down the path a ways and advancing quickly, there’s two more. ]
Looks like she has friends. [ and ugly ones at that. the same ratty hair of tangles but the angles of their faces are sharp and the gait of their strides strange. they are, unfortunately, nude as well, albeit with a far less pleasing symmetry to their bodies. ]
If you insist on being difficult, they’ll escort you to the water. [ shiro glances over his shoulder, the homeless broad all at once dropping the sweetness from her smile in favor of curling her lip back for something with far too much teeth. ] It will not be an enjoyable experience.
[ okay fuck it. ]
We’re armed. You’re not. Stand down. We don’t want any problems.
[ three naked ladies versus two paladins of voltron. ready keith?? ]