Mercy please, he's under a lot of stress right now. Well, always. Anyway.

"Well, sometimes dangerous things can look normal, but-- but you know, not be really normal. Like I was saying about bad books and things. Like, uhm, there was-- there was this table once that looked just like a regular, uhm, table? But when it was destroyed it was sealing back a monster, so. Maybe it's like that." He's just going to casually leave out all the fine details of that everything, half because he doesn't know them and half because how would he know any of that, haha, of course not. "Like, you touch it and it makes you do things you don't want to do."