[F in the chat... A man approaches his co-worker to make sure she's ok and tries making tea for her, and what does he get?? Tied up, questioned, his rights trampled, and now his integrity he never had crushed while being treated like a bona fide DOG. Why does he choose to hang out with such terrible company again smh]

Are we still on for chai tea and peanut butter cookies soon, by the way~?

[a beat.]

I'm not part of medicals, but would you like for me to come over and keep you company, in case that you do get sick? I could bring crackers and make you chicken noodle soup, at least!

[treat bribing INTENSIFIES]