inutilis: (✞ facepalm...)
father USELESS. ([personal profile] inutilis) wrote in [community profile] apocalypsehowcomm 2021-10-30 11:22 pm (UTC)

[ oh my god?? this little SNAKE--

Abel looks utterly and personally insulted that she would dare STEAL(??) two halves off the plate as if they were his and his alone. as if this is some transgression against his person. as if she has just taken his firstborn. the audacity!! ]


...Oh, Good Lord. [ he is harrumphing his way all the way back into his chair, rolling his eyes with a set to his shoulders that might suggest this conversation has aged him a good 70 years, ] Please, I can't bear it...!! Why must you always test me...? Why have you sent me a personal even more unreasonable and frustrating than I am? Is this part of the penance I must pay to reach atonement for my sins...?

[ he is NOT HAVING TEDIOUS SMALL TALK ABOUT LAST NIGHT'S DINNER, HE IS NOT

HE WILL NOT DO IT CIEL

SO HELP HIM GOD, HE WILL NOT, he will find a way to beat her at this game if it kills him and it just might-- ]

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