That wasn't thorough at all. Do you know the meaning of the word, Officer? Disappointing. What good is a bedtime story if it's no story at all?

[ sighing, softly; yes, he is speaking with his mouth full unlike present (polite) company. ]

And what exactly are you insinuating...? Just a priest?! Is that not good enough for you? Not all of us are Officers, nuns, Security guards, military police, baristas, aspiring home chefs, and couriers, for your information~! Honestly, talk about over-achiever. Trying to just make the rest of us look bad, aren't you?