[ah of course, is it not every man's dream to live out the Good Cop Bad Cop arrest fantasy just like in those TV dramas? Only caveat is most men dream of doing the arresting instead of being the arrested, and without the religious Inquisitioning tint,
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He doesn't get to finish the word "copper", before something is unceremoniously and RUDELY inserted into his facehole. Doesn't hurt when it jabs against the back of his throat tho, because it happens to be a cake pop. How, where, when??? It is a mystery. She does not say a thing. She does not wait for him either, because the moment the Deed is done, she'll be making her way back to the fridge to get those egg sandwiches they were well and truly on their way to completely forget about.
...The kettle's been quiet for a while now too huh, come to think of it,]
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He doesn't get to finish the word "copper", before something is unceremoniously and RUDELY inserted into his facehole. Doesn't hurt when it jabs against the back of his throat tho, because it happens to be a cake pop. How, where, when??? It is a mystery. She does not say a thing. She does not wait for him either, because the moment the Deed is done, she'll be making her way back to the fridge to get those egg sandwiches they were well and truly on their way to completely forget about.
...The kettle's been quiet for a while now too huh, come to think of it,]